YOU SAID:
i slept with my cousin some nuts i was busting my cousin is pregnant i dont know who did it
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のいとこが破壊されたいくつかのナッツは私のいとこと寝た妊娠している私は知らないそれをやった人
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I destroyed my cousin some nuts is people who did not know that I slept with my cousin is pregnant
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