YOU SAID:
I slayed a potato and it tried to unalive me
INTO JAPANESE
私はジャガイモを殺しました、そしてそれは私を生き返らせようとしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I killed the potato and it tried to bring me back to life
INTO JAPANESE
ジャガイモを殺したら、ジャガイモが私を生き返らせようとした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I killed a potato and it tried to bring me back to life
INTO JAPANESE
ジャガイモを殺したら、ジャガイモが私を生き返らせようとした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I killed a potato and it tried to bring me back to life
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