YOU SAID:
I slapped your mother's duck with a sandwich
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの母親のアヒルをサンドイッチで叩いた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I struck your mother's duck with a sandwich
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの母親のアヒルをサンドイッチで殴った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hit your mother's duck with a sandwich
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの母親のアヒルにサンドイッチで殴った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hit your mother's duck with a sandwich
Come on, you can do better than that.