YOU SAID:
i slammed sausages in the car wash and fell asleep for hours in my personal hotub jbvhdbfvjhdvjhbdshbvdsjbvdjhsdjjbvdsjjbbv
INTO JAPANESE
私は洗車場でソーセージを叩き、私の個人的なホタブjbvhdbfvjhdvvjhbhbhbvdsbvvdjjbbvdjjbvsbbvで何時間も眠りに落ちました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I banged a sausage in the car wash and fell asleep for hours in my personal hottab jbvhdbfvbvsbbv
INTO JAPANESE
私は洗車場でソーセージを叩き、私の個人的なホットタブjbvhdbfvbvsbbvで何時間も眠りに落ちた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I banged a sausage in the car wash and fell asleep for hours in my personal hot tub jbvhdbfbvsbbv
INTO JAPANESE
私は洗車場でソーセージを叩き、私の個人的なホットタブjbvhdbfbvsbbbbbvで何時間も眠りに落ちた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I banged a sausage in the car wash and fell asleep for hours in my personal hot tub jbvhdbfbvsbbv
That didn't even make that much sense in English.