YOU SAID:
I sit on yer face it taste just like candy
INTO JAPANESE
私はキャンディーのような味わいがある顔に座る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I sit on a face that tastes like candy
INTO JAPANESE
私はキャンディーのような味の顔に座る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I sit on a face that tastes like candy
That didn't even make that much sense in English.