YOU SAID:
I sit in the car and i listen to static, she said i look fat but i look fantastic
INTO JAPANESE
私は車に座って、静的に耳を傾け、彼女は私が太って見えると言ったが、私は幻想的に見える
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I sit in the car and listen statically, she said I look fat, but I look fantastic
INTO JAPANESE
私は車に座って静的に聞きます、彼女は私が太って見えると言いましたが、私は素晴らしい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I sit in the car and listen statically, she said i look fat but i'm great
INTO JAPANESE
車に座って静的に聞きます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sit in the car and listen statically
INTO JAPANESE
車に座って静的に聞く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sitting in the car and listening statically
INTO JAPANESE
車に座って静的に聞く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sitting in the car and listening statically
That didn't even make that much sense in English.