YOU SAID:
I shoved a baby in a woodchipper on a Tuesday during an eclipse.
INTO JAPANESE
私は日食の火曜日にウッドチップに赤ちゃんを押し込みました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pushed the baby into the wood chip on eclipse Tuesday.
INTO JAPANESE
私は火曜日の日食で木のチップに赤ちゃんを押し込みました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pushed the baby into the wood chip at the eclipse on Tuesday.
INTO JAPANESE
私は火曜日の日食で木のチップに赤ちゃんを押し込みました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pushed the baby into the wood chip at the eclipse on Tuesday.
That's deep, man.