YOU SAID:

I should eat hammer because hammer is yummy. Well I know that you will be dead when you eat hammer but I'm immortal so, I will don't care about that!

INTO JAPANESE

ハンマーはおいしいので、ハンマーを食べるべきです。さて、ハンマーを食べると死んでしまうことは知っていますが、私は不滅なので、気にしません！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The hammer is delicious and should be eaten. Well, I know that eating a hammer will die, but I'm immortal, so I don't care!

INTO JAPANESE

ハンマーはおいしいので食べてください。さて、ハンマーを食べると死ぬことはわかっていますが、私は不滅なので、気にしません！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The hammer is delicious so please eat it. Well, I know that eating a hammer will die, but I'm immortal, so I don't mind!

INTO JAPANESE

ハンマーは美味しいので食べてください。さて、ハンマーを食べると死ぬことは知っていますが、私は不滅ですので、私は気にしません！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The hammer is delicious so please eat it. Well, I know that eating a hammer will die, but I don't care because I'm immortal!

INTO JAPANESE

ハンマーは美味しいので食べてください。まあ、ハンマーを食べると死ぬことはわかっていますが、私は不滅なので気にしません！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The hammer is delicious so please eat it. Well, I know I will die if I eat a hammer, but I don't care because it is immortal!

INTO JAPANESE

ハンマーは美味しいので食べてください。さて、ハンマーを食べると死ぬことはわかっていますが、それは不滅なので気にしません！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The hammer is delicious so please eat it. Well, I know I will die if I eat a hammer, but I don't care because it is immortal!