YOU SAID:

I shot myself in the foot and I need a doctor but I live in the middle of the woods

INTO JAPANESE

私は自分の足を撃ったので医者が必要だが森の真ん中に住んでいる

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I shoot my legs so I need a doctor but I live in the middle of the forest

INTO JAPANESE

私は足を撃つので医者が必要だが森の真ん中に住んでいる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I need a doctor to shoot my feet but I live in the middle of the forest

INTO JAPANESE

私は足を撃つために医者が必要ですが、私は森の真ん中に住んでいます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I need a doctor to shoot my feet, but I live in the middle of the forest

INTO JAPANESE

足を撃つには医者が必要ですが、森の真ん中に住んでいます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I need a doctor to shoot my feet, but I live in the middle of the forest