YOU SAID:
I shot and ate my dog, who thought he was a mosquito, when he peed on my taco's face.
INTO JAPANESE
蚊だと思っていた犬が私のタコスの顔におしっこをしたとき、私は撃って食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When a dog I thought was a mosquito peeed on my taco's face, I shot and ate it.
INTO JAPANESE
蚊だと思っていた犬がタコスの顔にのぞき見をしたとき、私はそれを撃って食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When a dog I thought was a mosquito peeked into the face of a taco, I shot it and ate it.
INTO JAPANESE
蚊だと思っていた犬がタコスの顔を覗いたとき、それを撃って食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When a dog that I thought was a mosquito peeked into the face of a taco, I shot it and ate it.
INTO JAPANESE
蚊だと思っていた犬がタコスの顔を覗いたとき、それを撃って食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When a dog that I thought was a mosquito peeked into the face of a taco, I shot it and ate it.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.