YOU SAID:

I shot a portal gun in a toilet and shot the other portal in a disabled veteran's mouth,

INTO JAPANESE

私はトイレでポータルガンを撃ち、身体障害のあるベテランの口でもう一方のポータルを撃ちました、

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I shot a portal gun in the bathroom and shot the other portal with the disabled veteran's mouth,

INTO JAPANESE

私はトイレの中でポータルガンを撃ち、もう一方のポータルを無効なベテランの口で撃った、

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I shot a portal gun in the bathroom and shot the other portal with an invalid veteran's mouth,

INTO JAPANESE

私はトイレで砲弾を撃ち、もう一方の門を無効なベテランの口で撃ちました、

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I shot a cannonball in the bathroom and shot the other gate with the invalid veteran's mouth,

INTO JAPANESE

私はトイレで大砲を撃ち、もう一方の門を無効なベテランの口で撃ちました、

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I fired a cannon in the bathroom and shot the other gate with the invalid veteran's mouth,

INTO JAPANESE

私はトイレで大砲を発射し、無効なベテランの口でもう一方の門を撃った、

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I fired a cannon in the bathroom and shot the other gate with the invalid veteran's mouth,