YOU SAID:
i shot a horse in the foot now i have cancer
INTO JAPANESE
私は足に馬を撃った今私はがんがある
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I shot a horse on my feet Now I have cancer
INTO JAPANESE
私は足で馬を撃った今、私はがんがある
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I shot a horse with my feet, now I have cancer
INTO JAPANESE
私は足で馬を撃った、今私はがんがある
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I shot a horse with my feet, now I have cancer
Come on, you can do better than that.