YOU SAID:
I shat on a car in the parking lot
INTO JAPANESE
駐車場にとめてある車が燃えてます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A car in the parking lot is on fire.
INTO JAPANESE
駐車場にとめてある車が燃えてます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A car in the parking lot is on fire.
Come on, you can do better than that.