YOU SAID:
I shat my pants but allen can't see it my poo.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のズボンをSHATが、アレンはそれを自分のうんちを見ることができません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I SHAT my trousers, Allen will not be able to see their own poo it.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のズボンをSHAT、アレンは自分のうんちそれを見ることができません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I SHAT my pants, Allen will not be able to see their own poo it.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のズボンをSHAT、アレンは自分のうんちにそれを見ることはできません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I SHAT my pants, Allen will not be able to see it in their own poop.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のズボンをSHAT、アレンは自分のうんちでそれを見ることはできません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I SHAT my pants, Allen will not be able to see it in their own poop.
You should move to Japan!