YOU SAID:

I shat myself. I shat myself real badly

INTO JAPANESE

私は自分自身を shat しました。実際ひどく自分を shat

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I have shat myself. Really badly that shat myself

INTO JAPANESE

私は自分自身を shat 持っています。本当にひどいことは自分自身を shat

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I have shat myself. Really terrible is shat myself

INTO JAPANESE

私は自分自身を shat 持っています。自分自身を shat は本当にひどい

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I have shat myself. Really terrible shat myself

INTO JAPANESE

私は自分自身を shat 持っています。本当にひどい shat 自分自身

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have shat myself. Really terrible shat myself