YOU SAID:
I shat my pants on 34Th road
INTO JAPANESE
私は34番目の道路で私のズボンを叩いた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hit my pants on the 34th road.
INTO JAPANESE
私は34番目の道で私のズボンを打った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hit my pants on the 34th road.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.