YOU SAID:

I sharted through my bedsheets and killed 5 with the blast of my shart

INTO JAPANESE

私はベッドシーツをシャートし、シャートの爆発で5人を殺しました

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I sharded bed sheets and killed 5 people in a shard explosion

INTO JAPANESE

私はシーツを破り、破片の爆発で5人を殺しました

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I broke the sheets and killed 5 people in a shard explosion

INTO JAPANESE

私はシートを壊し、破片の爆発で5人を殺しました

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I broke the sheet and killed 5 people with an explosion of debris

INTO JAPANESE

私はシートを壊し、破片の爆発で5人を殺しました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I broke the sheet and killed 5 people with an explosion of debris