YOU SAID:
I sharted so hard in the taco bell bathroom that the toilet exploded and the staff needed therapy. The walls are also stained brown and a child was obliterated.
INTO JAPANESE
私はタコベルのバスルームで激しくシャートしたので、トイレが爆発し、スタッフは治療を必要としました。壁も茶色に染まっていて、子供は全滅しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I slashed violently in Taco Bell's bathroom, causing the toilet to explode and staff in need of treatment. The walls were also dyed brown and the child was wiped out.
INTO JAPANESE
私はタコベルのバスルームで激しく斬り、トイレが爆発し、スタッフが治療を必要としていました。壁も茶色に染まり、子供は一掃されました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I slashed hard in Taco Bell's bathroom, the toilet exploded, and staff needed treatment. The walls were also dyed brown and the children were wiped out.
INTO JAPANESE
私はタコベルのバスルームで激しく切り、トイレが爆発し、スタッフは治療を必要としていました。壁も茶色に染められ、子供たちは一掃されました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I cut hard in Taco Bell's bathroom, the toilet exploded, and the staff needed treatment. The walls were also dyed brown and the children were wiped out.
INTO JAPANESE
タコベルのバスルームを一生懸命切り、トイレが爆発し、スタッフが治療を必要としていました。壁も茶色に染められ、子供たちは一掃されました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Taco Bell's bathroom was cut hard, the toilet exploded, and staff needed treatment. The walls were also dyed brown and the children were wiped out.
INTO JAPANESE
タコベルのバスルームは激しく切断され、トイレは爆発し、スタッフは治療を必要としていました。壁も茶色に染められ、子供たちは一掃されました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Taco Bell's bathroom was severely severed, the toilet exploded, and staff needed treatment. The walls were also dyed brown and the children were wiped out.
INTO JAPANESE
タコベルのバスルームはひどく切断され、トイレは爆発し、スタッフは治療を必要としていました。壁も茶色に染められ、子供たちは一掃されました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Taco Bell's bathroom was severely severed, the toilet exploded, and staff needed treatment. The walls were also dyed brown and the children were wiped out.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.