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I sharted so hard in the taco bell bathroom because I ate a single spicy taco and got ebola. The toilet exploded and the staff needed therapy. The walls are also stained brown and a child was obliterated with my wave.
INTO JAPANESE
スパイシーなタコスを1つ食べてエボラ出血熱にかかったので、タコベルのバスルームで激しくシャートしました。トイレが爆発し、スタッフは治療を必要としていました。壁も茶色に染まっていて、子供は私の波で全滅しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a spicy taco and got Ebola, so I sharded hard in Taco Bell's bathroom. The toilet exploded and staff were in need of treatment. The walls were also dyed brown and the kids were wiped out by my waves.
INTO JAPANESE
辛いタコスを食べてエボラ出血熱にかかったので、タコベルのバスルームで一生懸命シャーディングしました。トイレが爆発し、スタッフは治療を必要としていました。壁も茶色に染まり、子供たちは私の波で一掃されました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate spicy tacos and got Ebola, so I sharded hard in Taco Bell's bathroom. The toilet exploded and staff were in need of treatment. The walls were also dyed brown and the kids were wiped out by my waves.
INTO JAPANESE
辛いタコスを食べてエボラ出血熱にかかったので、タコベルのバスルームで一生懸命シャーディングしました。トイレが爆発し、スタッフは治療を必要としていました。壁も茶色に染まり、子供たちは私の波で一掃されました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate spicy tacos and got Ebola, so I sharded hard in Taco Bell's bathroom. The toilet exploded and staff were in need of treatment. The walls were also dyed brown and the kids were wiped out by my waves.
You should move to Japan!