YOU SAID:
i sharted on my fifth cousin twice removed's toilet. I honestly feel bad.
INTO JAPANESE
私は5番目のいとこを2回トイレから外しました。正直気分が悪い。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I took my fifth cousin out of the bathroom twice. To be honest, I feel sick.
INTO JAPANESE
私は5人目のいとこを2回トイレから連れ出しました。正直、気分が悪いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I took my fifth cousin out of the bathroom twice. To be honest, I feel sick.
You should move to Japan!