YOU SAID:
i sharted in my pants by accident
INTO JAPANESE
私は偶然にズボンに突っ込んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I accidentally plunged into my pants
INTO JAPANESE
誤ってズボンに突っ込んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Accidentally stuck in pants
INTO JAPANESE
誤ってズボンで立ち往生
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Accidentally stuck in pants
Come on, you can do better than that.