YOU SAID:

I sharted In me pants

INTO JAPANESE

私は私のズボンでシャーテッド

BACK INTO ENGLISH

i'm shirted in my pants

INTO JAPANESE

私はズボンにシャツを着ています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wear a shirt with pants

INTO JAPANESE

ズボンにシャツを着る

BACK INTO ENGLISH

wear shirt with pants

INTO JAPANESE

ズボンと一緒にシャツを着る

BACK INTO ENGLISH

wear a shirt with pants

INTO JAPANESE

ズボンと一緒にシャツを着る

BACK INTO ENGLISH

wear a shirt with pants