YOU SAID:
i shanked my girlfreind
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のガールフレンドをつまんだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I picked up my girlfriend
INTO JAPANESE
私はガールフレンドを拾った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I picked up a girlfriend
INTO JAPANESE
私はガールフレンドを拾った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I picked up a girlfriend
That didn't even make that much sense in English.