YOU SAID:
I shall yeetith myself off of a roof
INTO JAPANESE
私は屋根から身を落とす
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I drop myself from the roof
INTO JAPANESE
会を欠席した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I absented myself from the meeting.
INTO JAPANESE
会を欠席した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I absented myself from the meeting.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.