YOU SAID:
i shall defenestration your entire family if you don't eat that year-long diary.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがその一年中の日記を食べないならば、私はあなたの家族全員を衰弱させます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't eat that year-round diary, I will weaken your whole family.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがその年中の日記を食べないならば、私はあなたの家族全員を弱体化させます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't eat your diary all year, I will weaken your whole family.
INTO JAPANESE
一年中日記を食べないと、家族全員が衰弱します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't eat your diary all year long, your whole family will be weak.
INTO JAPANESE
一年中日記を食べないと、家族全員が衰弱します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't eat your diary all year long, your whole family will be weak.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.