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I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter WEE WOO WEE WOO ALERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER! steps on stage Bystander: "Oh god! Don't do it! I have a family!" Comedy God: "Heh..." adjusts fedora the building is filled with fear and anticipation God and Jesus himself looks on in suspense comedy god clears throat everything is completely quiet not a single sound is heard world leaders look and wait with dread everything in the world stops nothing is happening comedy god smirks no one is prepared for what is going to happen comedy god musters all of this power he bellows out to the world "ATTACK" absolute suspense everyone is filled with overwhelming dread "HELICOPTER" all at once, absolute pandemonium commences all nuclear powers launch their nukes at once giant brawls start 43 wars are declared simultaneously a shockwave travels around the earth earth is driven into chaos humanity is regressed back to the stone age the pure funny of that joke destroyed civilization itself all the while people are laughing harder than they ever did people who aren't killed die from laughter literally the funniest joke in the world then the comedy god himself posts his creation to reddit and gets karma

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私は性的に攻撃ヘリコプターとして識別 ウィーウーウィーウーウー アラート！喜劇の神が建物に入ってきました!カバーする! ステージ上のステップ 傍観者:「ああ、神様!やらないで下さい！私には家族がいます! 喜劇の神:「へぇ...」 フェドラを調整する 建物は恐怖と期待に満ちています 神とイエスご自身がサスペンスで見つめる 喜劇の神は喉をクリア エフ

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I sexually identified as an attack helicopter Wee-woo-woo-woo Alert! The god of comedy has entered the building! Cover! Steps on Stage Bystander: "Oh, God! Don't do it! I have a family! God of Comedy: "Heh..." Adjust Fedora

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私は性的に攻撃ヘリコプターとして識別 ウィーウーウーウーウ アラート！喜劇の神が建物に入ってきました!覆う！ ステージ上のステップ 傍観者:「ああ、神様!やらないで下さい！私には家族がいます! コメディの神:「へぇ...」 Fedora の調整

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I sexually identified as an attack helicopter Wee-woo-woo-woo Alert! The god of comedy has entered the building! Cover! Steps on Stage Bystander: "Oh, God! Don't do it! I have a family! God of Comedy: "Heh..." Fedora tweaks

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私は性的に攻撃ヘリコプターとして識別 ウィーウーウーウーウ アラート！喜劇の神が建物に入ってきました!覆う！ ステージ上のステップ 傍観者:「ああ、神様!やらないで下さい！私には家族がいます! コメディの神:「へぇ...」 Fedora の微調整

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I sexually identified as an attack helicopter Wee-woo-woo-woo Alert! The god of comedy has entered the building! Cover! Steps on Stage Bystander: "Oh, God! Don't do it! I have a family! God of Comedy: "Heh..." Fedora tweaks