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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm [explicit] but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂<br>And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

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私は性的に攻撃ヘリコプターであると認識しています。私は少年の頃から、油田の上空を飛び、嫌な外国人に熱い粘着性の荷物を落とすことを夢見ていました。人々は私に、人間がヘリコプターになるなんてありえない、私は[露骨]だと言いますが、私は気にしません、私は美しいです。形成外科医に回転刃、30 mm砲、AMGを取り付けてもらっています。

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I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Ever since I was a boy, I've dreamed of flying over oil fields and dropping hot sticky loads on loathsome foreigners. People tell me I'm [blatant] that humans can't be helicopters, but I don't care.

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私は攻撃ヘリコプターとして性的自認をしています。少年の頃から、私は油田の上空を飛んで、忌まわしい外国人に熱く粘着性の荷物を落とすことを夢見てきました。人間はヘリコプターにはなれない、と私は[あからさまに]言っていますが、私は気にしません。

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I identify sexually as an attack helicopter. Ever since I was a boy, I've dreamed of flying over oil fields and dropping hot, sticky loads on loathsome aliens. I say [blatantly] that humans can't be helicopters, but I don't care.

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私は性的に攻撃ヘリコプターであると認識しています。少年の頃から、私は油田の上を飛んで、忌まわしい宇宙人に熱くて粘着性の荷物を落とすことを夢見てきました。私は人間はヘリコプターにはなれない、と[露骨に]言いますが、気にしません。

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I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Ever since I was a boy, I've dreamed of flying over oil fields and dropping hot, sticky loads on abominable aliens. I [blatantly] say that humans can't be helicopters, but I don't care.

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私は攻撃ヘリコプターとして性的自認をしています。少年の頃から、私は油田の上を飛んで、忌まわしい宇宙人に熱くて粘着性の荷物を落とすことを夢見てきました。私は人間はヘリコプターにはなれないと言っていますが、気にしません。

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I identify sexually as an attack helicopter. Ever since I was a boy, I've dreamed of flying over oil fields and dropping hot, sticky loads on abominable aliens. I say humans can't be helicopters, but I don't care.

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私は性的に攻撃ヘリコプターであると認識しています。少年の頃から、私は油田の上を飛んで、忌まわしい宇宙人に熱くて粘着性の荷物を落とすことを夢見てきました。人間はヘリコプターにはなれないと言いますが、気にしません。

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I identify sexually as an attack helicopter. Ever since I was a boy, I've dreamed of flying over oil fields and dropping hot, sticky loads on abominable aliens. They say humans can't be helicopters, but I don't care.

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私は性的に攻撃ヘリコプターであると認識しています。少年の頃から、私は油田の上を飛んで、忌まわしい宇宙人に熱くて粘着性の荷物を落とすことを夢見てきました。人間はヘリコプターにはなれないと言われますが、私は気にしません。

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I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Ever since I was a boy, I've dreamed of flying over oil fields and dropping hot, sticky loads on abominable aliens. People say humans can't be helicopters, but I don't care.

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私は攻撃ヘリコプターとして性的自認をしています。少年の頃から、私は油田の上を飛んで、忌まわしい宇宙人に熱くて粘着性の荷物を落とすことを夢見てきました。人間はヘリコプターにはなれないと言われますが、私は気にしません。

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I identify sexually as an attack helicopter. Ever since I was a boy, I've dreamed of flying over oil fields and dropping hot, sticky loads on abominable aliens. People say you can't become a helicopter, but I don't care.

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私は性的に攻撃ヘリコプターであると認識しています。少年の頃から、私は油田の上を飛んで、忌まわしい宇宙人に熱くて粘着性の荷物を落とすことを夢見てきました。ヘリコプターにはなれないと言われますが、私は気にしません。

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I identify sexually as an attack helicopter. Ever since I was a boy, I've dreamed of flying over oil fields and dropping hot, sticky loads on abominable aliens. People say you can't be a helicopter, but I don't care.

INTO JAPANESE

私は性的に攻撃ヘリコプターであると認識しています。少年の頃から、私は油田の上を飛んで、忌まわしい宇宙人に熱くて粘着性の荷物を落とすことを夢見てきました。ヘリコプターにはなれないと言われますが、私は気にしません。

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I identify sexually as an attack helicopter. Ever since I was a boy, I've dreamed of flying over oil fields and dropping hot, sticky loads on abominable aliens. People say you can't be a helicopter, but I don't care.