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I sexually identify as a Filthy Kiwami user. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of taking extended 9 minute breaks after defeating Meltigemini to grab myself a nice cold beer and laugh at all the pathetic mashers. People say to me that turbo isn't allowed and that its not a real category, but I don't care. I'm enjoying these breaks. I'm having a plastic surgeon augment my arms with turbo enabled mashing functionality, with speeds of 7/15/30 Hz (Ladies...). From now on I want you to call me "Kii-wami" and respect my right to take a break from mashing whenever I want. If you can't accept me, you're probably mashing right now and need to check your life goals. Thank you for being so understanding.

INTO JAPANESE

私は性的不潔の極みユーザーとして識別します。少年の頃から私は自分自身のすてきな冷たいビールをつかむと、すべての哀れな mashers 笑う Meltigemini を倒した後 9 分間の休憩を拡張を夢見てください。 僕、ターボに人々 が許可されていないし、その実際のカテゴリが、私ではないことは気にします。私は、これらの区切りを楽しんでいます。Pla を持つよ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I identify as culmination of sexual filth. After defeating the Meltigemini from when I was a boy I grab myself a nice cold beer and laugh at pathetic mashers all break 9 minute dream extension. I Turbo not allowed people and the fact of the month

INTO JAPANESE

私は性的な汚物の集大成として識別します。 自分自身いい冷たいビールをつかむ哀れ mashers で笑ったり少年の頃から Meltigemini を倒した後、すべては 9 分夢拡張子を破る。私はターボができない人と月の事実

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I identify as a culmination of sexual filth. After defeating the Meltigemini from when I was a boy, laughing at the pathetic mashers grab myself a nice cold beer, all nine dream extensions to break. I of the Turbo is not true

INTO JAPANESE

私は性的な汚物の集大成として識別します。哀れな mashers グラブを笑って自分すてきな冷たいビール、少年の頃から Meltigemini を倒した後すべての 9 夢を破る拡張機能です。ターボの私は真実ではないです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I identify as a culmination of sexual filth. Laughing at the pathetic mashers grab your extension after defeating the Meltigemini from when I was a boy, and a nice cold beer break the dream of all. My Turbo is not the truth.

INTO JAPANESE

私は性的な汚物の集大成として識別します。少年の頃から Meltigemini を倒した後、拡張機能をつかむ哀れ mashers 笑ってとすてきな冷たいビールは、すべての夢を破る。私のターボは、真実ではないです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I identify as a culmination of sexual filth. Laughing at the pathetic mashers grab the extension after defeating Meltigemini from when I was a boy, and a nice cold beer break the dream of all. My Turbo is not the truth.

INTO JAPANESE

私は性的な汚物の集大成として識別します。少年の頃から Meltigemini を倒した後、拡張子をつかむ哀れ mashers 笑ってとすてきな冷たいビールは、すべての夢を破る。私のターボは、真実ではないです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I identify as a culmination of sexual filth. Laughing at the pathetic mashers grab the extension after defeating Meltigemini from when I was a boy, and a nice cold beer break the dream of all. My Turbo is not the truth.