YOU SAID:

I seriously don't think those hot dogs belong in your ear.

INTO JAPANESE

私はそれらのホットドッグがあなたの耳に属しているとは真剣に考えていません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't seriously consider those hot dogs to belong to your ears.

INTO JAPANESE

私はそれらのホットドッグがあなたの耳に属すると真剣に考えていません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't seriously consider those hot dogs to belong to your ears.