YOU SAID:
I secrete phlegm from my pores instead of coagulated sweat.
INTO JAPANESE
凝固した汗の代わりに、私の毛穴から痰を分泌します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Instead of coagulated sweat, I secrete hemorrhoids from my pores.
INTO JAPANESE
凝固した汗の代わりに、私は私の毛穴から痔を分泌します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Instead of coagulated sweat, I secrete hemorrhoids from my pores.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.