YOU SAID:

I saw you on the news this morning, and I want to pinch your little weiner.

INTO JAPANESE

今朝、ニュースであなたを見たし、少しの weiner のピンチに。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Saw you on the news this morning, and in a pinch a little weiner.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたを見た、今朝のニュースで、ピンチで少しワイナー。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

In the news this morning I saw you pinch's little Weiner.

INTO JAPANESE

ニュースで今朝見たあなたピンチの小さなウィンナー。