YOU SAID:
I saw my friend steal a Pastor's pet spider and I panicked at ate the spider then ate the Pastor like a Wagonwheel.
INTO JAPANESE
私は友人が牧師のペットのクモを盗むのを見て、私はクモを食べてパニックになり、ワゴンホイールのように牧師を食びました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I saw a friend steal a pastor's pet spider, I panicked at eating spiders and ate the pastor like a wagon wheel.
INTO JAPANESE
友人が牧師のペットのクモを盗むのを見たとき、私はクモを食べてパニックになり、ワゴンホイールのように牧師を食べた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I saw a friend steal a pastor's pet spider, I panicked at eating spiders and ate the pastor like a wagon wheel.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
