YOU SAID:
i saw an animal half bald half hairy wearing a pair of underwear my grandmother owned when she was just five and had pooped her pants for the first time in school
INTO JAPANESE
私は、祖母が5歳の時に所有していた下着のペアを着た動物の半分はげ半分毛深いのを見て、学校で初めてズボンをうんちをした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pooed my pants for the first time at school when I saw half the bald half hairy animals in the underwear pair my grandmother had when she was five years old.
INTO JAPANESE
私は学校で初めてズボンをうんちをした時、祖母が5歳の時に持っていた下着の半分の毛むせの動物を見た。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I first pooed my pants at school, I saw half the hairy animal that my grandmother had when she was five years old.
INTO JAPANESE
学校で初めてズボンをうんちをしたとき、祖母が5歳の時に飼っていた毛深い動物の半分を見ました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I first pooed my pants at school, I saw half of the hairy animals my grandmother had when she was five years old.
INTO JAPANESE
学校で初めてズボンをうんちをしたとき、祖母が5歳の時に飼っていた毛むかの動物の半分を見かけました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I first pooed my pants at school, I saw half of the hairy animals my grandmother had when she was five years old.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.