YOU SAID:
I sat on my dads face
INTO JAPANESE
私は父の顔に座った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I sat on my father's face
INTO JAPANESE
父の顔に座った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sat on father's face
INTO JAPANESE
父の顔に座った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sat on father's face
Come on, you can do better than that.