YOU SAID:
I sat down today and had a talk with my toilet.
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日座ってトイレで話をした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I sat down today and talked in the bathroom.
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日座ってトイレで話をした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I sat down today and talked in the bathroom.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.