YOU SAID:
I said I want to wash my teeth!!
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の歯を洗いたいと述べた!
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I said I want to wash my teeth!
INTO JAPANESE
私は言った私の歯を洗いたい!
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I want to wash me teeth!
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の歯を洗うしたい!
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I wash my teeth you want!
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたがしたい私の歯を洗う!
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I wash my teeth I want you!
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたをしたい私の歯を洗う!
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Wash my teeth, I want you to!
INTO JAPANESE
私の歯を洗って、ほしい!
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I wash my teeth, I want!
INTO JAPANESE
たい私の歯を洗います!
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I wash my teeth!
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の歯を洗う!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wash my teeth!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.