YOU SAID:
I said hi to the toilet
INTO JAPANESE
私は、こんにちは、トイレ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I, hi's toilet
INTO JAPANESE
私は、こんにちはのトイレ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I, Hi in toilet
INTO JAPANESE
私は、トイレでこんにちは
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In the bathroom I Hi
INTO JAPANESE
浴室で私こんにちは
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In the bathroom I Hi
You've done this before, haven't you.