YOU SAID:
I Russia far back enough you can stuff your head up yo rump!
INTO JAPANESE
ロシアは遠い昔の話だから、お尻に頭を詰め込んでもいいよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Russia is so long ago that you can stuff your head up my ass!
INTO JAPANESE
ロシアは遠い昔のことなので、私の尻に頭を突っ込んでおいてください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Russia is a long time ago so keep your head up my ass!
INTO JAPANESE
ロシアは遠い昔の話だから、頭を私の尻に突っ込んでおいてくれよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Russia is a long time ago, so stick your head up my ass!
INTO JAPANESE
ロシアは遠い昔の話だから、私の尻に頭を突っ込んでください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Russia is a long time ago, so stick your head up my ass!
Come on, you can do better than that.