YOU SAID:
I rode my donkey into my bread case
INTO JAPANESE
私はロバを私のパンケースに入れました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put the ass in my pancake
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のパンケーキにお尻を入れます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will put my ass in my pancake
INTO JAPANESE
私のパンケーキに私のお尻を入れます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will put my ass in my pancake
You should move to Japan!