YOU SAID:
I rode a donkey to the north pole.
INTO JAPANESE
北極点にロバに乗った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pole rode on a donkey.
INTO JAPANESE
ポールは、ロバに乗った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Paul rode on the donkey.
INTO JAPANESE
パウロはロバに乗った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Paul got on the ass.
INTO JAPANESE
ポールはお尻に乗った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Paul got on his ass.
INTO JAPANESE
ポールは彼のお尻にあった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Paul was in his ass.
INTO JAPANESE
ポールは彼のお尻にあった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Paul was in his ass.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.