YOU SAID:
I rocked and socked my wife
INTO JAPANESE
私は妻を揺り動かして靴下をはいた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I shook my wife and put on my socks
INTO JAPANESE
妻を震わせて靴下を履いた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I shook my wife and put on my socks.
INTO JAPANESE
私は妻を振って靴下を履いた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I shook my wife and wore socks.
INTO JAPANESE
妻を震わせて靴下を履いた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I shook my wife and wore socks.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.