YOU SAID:

I'd roast whoever's reading this, but my mom told me not to burn trash!

INTO JAPANESE

私はこれを読んでいる人なら誰でもローストしたいのですが、私の母は私にゴミを燃やすなと言ってくれました！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I would like to roast anyone who reads this, but my mother told me not to burn trash!

INTO JAPANESE

これを読んだ人なら誰でも焙煎したいのですが、私の母はゴミを燃やさないようにと私に言いました！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Anyone who read it wants to roast but my mother told me not to burn the trash!

INTO JAPANESE

それを読んだ人は誰でもローストしたいのですが、私の母はゴミを燃やさないように私に言った！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Anyone who read it wants to roast but my mother told me not to burn the trash!