YOU SAID:
I ride my bike into the gaping mouth of a cave, I get digested in the caves stomach. The cave has no stomach
INTO JAPANESE
私は自転車に乗って洞窟のぽっかり口に入り、洞窟の胃の中で消化されます。洞窟には胃がない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ride my bike into the cave's gaping mouth and get digested in the cave's stomach. There is no stomach in the cave
INTO JAPANESE
私は自転車に乗って洞窟のぽっかり口に入り、洞窟の胃の中で消化されます。洞窟には胃がない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ride my bike into the cave's gaping mouth and get digested in the cave's stomach. There is no stomach in the cave
That didn't even make that much sense in English.