YOU SAID:
I really want a pickle now. Not an entire pickle, just a little slice so I can have the satisfaction of not eating a whole pickle. Because let's be honest, nobody eats pickles like they're bananas, unless you have a pickle fetish.
INTO JAPANESE
今、ピクルスが本当に食べたい。丸ごとではなく、ピクルスを丸ごと食べなくても満足できるように、少しだけ切り身を食べたい。正直に言うと、ピクルスフェチでもない限り、誰もバナナのようにピクルスを食べない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now I really want to eat a pickle. Not a whole one, but just a few cut pieces so I can be satisfied without having to eat the whole pickle. Let's be honest, no one eats pickles like bananas unless they have a pickle fetish.
INTO JAPANESE
今、私は本当にピクルスを食べたいです。丸ごとではなく、数個だけ切り取って、丸ごと食べなくても満足できるようにしたいです。正直に言うと、ピクルスフェチでもない限り、バナナのようにピクルスを食べる人はいません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now I really want to eat a pickle, not a whole one, but just a few pieces cut off so I can be satisfied without having to eat the whole one. Let's be honest, no one eats pickles like they do bananas unless they have a pickle fetish.
INTO JAPANESE
今、私は本当にピクルスを食べたいのですが、丸ごとではなく、丸ごと食べなくても満足できるように、数個切り取ったものを食べたいのです。正直に言うと、ピクルスフェチでもない限り、バナナのようにピクルスを食べる人はいません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now I really want to eat a pickle, but not a whole one, I want to eat a few pieces cut off so that I can be satisfied without having to eat the whole thing. Let's be honest, no one eats pickles like they do bananas, unless they have a pickle fetish.
INTO JAPANESE
今、私は本当にピクルスを食べたいのですが、丸ごとではなく、丸ごと食べなくても満足できるように、数個を切り取って食べたいのです。正直に言うと、ピクルスフェチでもない限り、バナナのようにピクルスを食べる人はいません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now I really want to eat a pickle, but not a whole one, I want to just cut off a few pieces and eat them so that I can be satisfied without having to eat the whole thing. Let's be honest, no one eats pickles like they do bananas, unless they have a pickle fetish.
INTO JAPANESE
今、私は本当にピクルスを食べたいのですが、丸ごとではなく、数個を切り取って食べたいので、全部食べなくても満足できます。正直に言うと、ピクルスフェチでもない限り、バナナのようにピクルスを食べる人はいません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now I really want to eat a pickle, but not a whole one, I want to just cut off a few pieces and eat them so I can be satisfied even if I don't eat the whole thing. Let's be honest, no one eats pickles like they do bananas, unless they have a pickle fetish.
INTO JAPANESE
今、私は本当にピクルスを食べたいのですが、丸ごとではなく、数個を切り取って食べたいので、全部食べなくても満足できます。正直に言うと、ピクルスフェチでもない限り、バナナのようにピクルスを食べる人はいません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now I really want to eat a pickle, but not a whole one, I want to just cut off a few pieces and eat them so I can be satisfied even if I don't eat the whole thing. Let's be honest, no one eats pickles like they do bananas, unless they have a pickle fetish.
Well done, yes, well done!