YOU SAID:
I really need to shuck an ear of corn quickly then move my zipper westward until a witch places a hex on a juniper flower
INTO JAPANESE
トウモロコシの耳をすばやく突き刺して、魔女がジュニパーの花にヘックスを置くまでファスナーを西に動かす必要があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You need to quickly pierce the ears of the corn and move the fastener westward until the witch places a hex on the juniper flower
INTO JAPANESE
トウモロコシの耳をすばやく突き刺し、魔女がジュニパーの花に六角形を置くまで留め具を西に動かす必要があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You need to quickly pierce the ears of the corn and move the clasp westward until the witch places a hexagon on the flower of the juniper
INTO JAPANESE
トウモロコシの耳を素早く突き刺し、魔女がジュニパーの花に六角形を置くまで留め金を西に動かす必要があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You need to quickly pierce the ears of the corn and move the clasp westward until the witch places a hexagon on the flower of the juniper.
INTO JAPANESE
トウモロコシの耳を素早く突き刺し、魔女がジュニパーの花に六角形を置くまで留め金を西に動かす必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You need to quickly pierce the ears of the corn and move the clasp westward until the witch places a hexagon on the flower of the juniper.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.