YOU SAID:
I really like cats but if you give me one i will sneeze all over it if it had hair.
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫が大好きですが、猫をくれたら、髪の毛があればくしゃみをします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love cats, but if you give me a cat, I will sneeze if I have hair.
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫が大好きですが、猫をくれたら髪があればくしゃみをします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love cats, but if you give me a cat, I will sneeze if I have hair.
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