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I really doubt anyone here is getting kittens if they get 100 likes

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彼らが100のいいねを得るならば、私はここの誰もが子猫を手に入れていることを本当に疑っています

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If they get 100 likes, I really doubt that everyone here is getting a kitten

INTO JAPANESE

彼らが100のいいねを獲得した場合、私はここの誰もが子猫を取得していることを本当に疑っています

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If they get 100 likes, I really doubt that everyone here is getting a kitten