YOU SAID:
I really am about to pee my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私は本当に私のズボンをおしっこしようとしています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm really going to pee on my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私は本当に私のズボンにおしっこをするつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm really going to pee on my pants
You should move to Japan!