YOU SAID:
i read my diary whenever i have explosive diarrhoea
INTO JAPANESE
私は爆発的な下痢があるときに、私は私の日記を読んでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have explosive diarrhea when I read my diary.
INTO JAPANESE
私の日記を読んだとき爆発的な下痢があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I read the diary of my explosive diarrhea.
INTO JAPANESE
私の爆発的な下痢の日記を読んだとき。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I read the diary of my explosive diarrhea.
You've done this before, haven't you.