YOU SAID:

i'd rather have the bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

INTO JAPANESE

前頭葉の小頭トミーよりも目の前にボトルを持っているほうがいい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It's better to have a bottle in front of you than a small head Tommy in the front leba.

INTO JAPANESE

前のレバに小さな頭のトミーよりも目の前にボトルを持っている方が良いです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It is better to have a bottle in front of you than Tommy with a small head in the previous reba.

INTO JAPANESE

前のレバに小さな頭を持つトミーよりもあなたの前にボトルを持っている方が良いです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It is better to have a bottle in front of you than Tommy with a small head in the previous Leva.

INTO JAPANESE

前のレバで小さな頭を持つトミーよりもあなたの前にボトルを持っている方が良いです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It is better to have a bottle in front of you than Tommy with a small head in the previous Leva.